Sweet Jolly Crunchtooth is a god and mascot created by an unnamed cereal conglomerate.
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Description[]
Aggressively advertised to farmers, this god slowly replaced the variety of harvest gods in the Peninsula. This effectively made many of the gods into a single entity, making it easy to exploit for profit. While initially disliked by many of the farmers, who would worship it spitefully, it eventually become the status quo due to its legality.
Hayward describes the mascot as a sentient parcel of shredded wheat with bulging eyes and a grinning, toothed mouth taking up most of his body. This mascot also eats shredded wheat, even though it is made of shredded wheat. He also describes a method of worship as prostrating yourself before a cereal mascot, although it's unclear if this is a genuine worship method or exaggeration.[1]
Trivia[]
- Old Jack of the Thousand Ears was worshipped in resistance to worshipping Sweet Jolly Crunchtooth.[1]